day two hundred twenty seven
an overheated car radiator.
top model all over again?
Monday, March 30, 2009
#414
mike's jam <3
i'm nice right now, man
i-i feel good
if you have a drink
would you please put it in the air?
that party last night was awfully crazy i wish we taped it
i danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all i need
pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
man, i love college
i wanna go to college for the rest of my life
sip banker's club and drink miller lite
on thirsty thursday and tuesday night ice
and i can get pizza a dollar a slice
so fill up my cup, let's get fucked up
i'm next on the table, who want what?
i am champion at beer pong
allen iverson, hakeem olajuwon
don't even bounce, not in my house
better hope you make it otherwise you naked
time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
woke up today and all i could say is
um, that party last night was awfully crazy i wish we taped it
i danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all i need
pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
man, i love college, ay!
and i love drinking, ay!
i love women, ay!
man, i love college
i can't tell you what i learned from school but
i could tell you a story or two, um
yeah, of course i learned some rules
like don't pass out with your shoes on
(get the sharpie!)
and don't leave the house 'til the booze gone
(no, we're not leaving)
and don't have sex if she's too gone
when it comes to condoms put two on
(trust me)
then tomorrow night find a new jawn
hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun
(here, hold this)
even if we did get a little bit too drunk
time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
woke up today and all i
i could say is
that party last night was awfully crazy i wish we taped it
(i wish we taped)
i danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is alliI need
pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
man, i love college, ay!
i love drinking, ay!
i love women, ay!
i love college
now if everybody would please
put their drink as high as they can
as high as they can
(as high as they can)
and repeat after me
chug! chug! chug! chug!
chug! chug! chug! chug!
freshmen! freshmen!
freshmen! freshmen!
do something' crazy! do somethin' crazy!
do something' crazy! do somethin' crazy!
keg stand! keg stand!
keg stand! keg stand!
(that party last night)
man, i love college
i love it!
(that party last night)
alright everybody, i gotta head back to class for a little bit
that party last night was awfully crazy i wish we taped it
(i wish we taped)
(you know it's going down)
i danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all i need
(you're all invited, bring your friends)
pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
man, i love college
do i really have to graduate?
or can i just stay here for the rest of my life?
i'm nice right now, man
i-i feel good
if you have a drink
would you please put it in the air?
that party last night was awfully crazy i wish we taped it
i danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all i need
pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
man, i love college
i wanna go to college for the rest of my life
sip banker's club and drink miller lite
on thirsty thursday and tuesday night ice
and i can get pizza a dollar a slice
so fill up my cup, let's get fucked up
i'm next on the table, who want what?
i am champion at beer pong
allen iverson, hakeem olajuwon
don't even bounce, not in my house
better hope you make it otherwise you naked
time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
woke up today and all i could say is
um, that party last night was awfully crazy i wish we taped it
i danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all i need
pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
man, i love college, ay!
and i love drinking, ay!
i love women, ay!
man, i love college
i can't tell you what i learned from school but
i could tell you a story or two, um
yeah, of course i learned some rules
like don't pass out with your shoes on
(get the sharpie!)
and don't leave the house 'til the booze gone
(no, we're not leaving)
and don't have sex if she's too gone
when it comes to condoms put two on
(trust me)
then tomorrow night find a new jawn
hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun
(here, hold this)
even if we did get a little bit too drunk
time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
woke up today and all i
i could say is
that party last night was awfully crazy i wish we taped it
(i wish we taped)
i danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is alliI need
pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
man, i love college, ay!
i love drinking, ay!
i love women, ay!
i love college
now if everybody would please
put their drink as high as they can
as high as they can
(as high as they can)
and repeat after me
chug! chug! chug! chug!
chug! chug! chug! chug!
freshmen! freshmen!
freshmen! freshmen!
do something' crazy! do somethin' crazy!
do something' crazy! do somethin' crazy!
keg stand! keg stand!
keg stand! keg stand!
(that party last night)
man, i love college
i love it!
(that party last night)
alright everybody, i gotta head back to class for a little bit
that party last night was awfully crazy i wish we taped it
(i wish we taped)
(you know it's going down)
i danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all i need
(you're all invited, bring your friends)
pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
man, i love college
do i really have to graduate?
or can i just stay here for the rest of my life?
#411
quote of the day
democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. - laurence j. peter
democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. - laurence j. peter
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#400
day two hundred sixteen
i made shrimp scampi and linguini from scratch.
this is the house wife in me; guys, step it up =]
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
#398
hot sex on a platter?
yes. my new thing to say when i indescribably love something. it started when i saw this fine piece of art:
i will marry him.. seriously.
but yea, hot sex on a platter. it's definitely that tribe called quest song from way back when. according to urbandictionary.com, it is defined as "...someone who is very attractive and sexy. the platter part comes from them being so sexy you just want to eat them up (literally or metaphorically)." for me, this term will be used for all objects of my affection. expect to see a lot more soon . .
#397
stolen from cory!
Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. adidas Originals new york [current]
2. psling ny
3. american eagle outfitters
4. canal jeans
Four movies I've watched the most:
1. step up
2. step brothers
3. center stage
4. stomp the yard
Four places I have lived:
1. crown heights
2. mill basin
3. coney island
4. my mother's womb?
Four places I have been:
1. barbados
2. trinidad
3. puerto rico
4. florida
Four Favorite drinks
1. pepsi
2. cranberry juice
3. chardonnay
4. red bull
People who email me regularly:
1. mikey
2. the mod squad
3. adidas
4. model mayhem
Four of your favorite foods: [this is a big deal to me]
1. volcano rolls from nana
2. anything with seafood
3. french fries
4. red velvet cake
Four places I would rather be right now:
1. in dallas with cory
2. the studio
3. at work, surprisingly
4. underneath someone =] -- it's been a while. sorry =\
Four things I am looking forward to this year:
1. working at the union this summer
2. partying
3. my new social life
4. next season merchandise at adidas
Four TV shows that I watch:
1. for the love of ray J
2. america's next top model
3. gossip girl
4. make me a supermodel
Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. adidas Originals new york [current]
2. psling ny
3. american eagle outfitters
4. canal jeans
Four movies I've watched the most:
1. step up
2. step brothers
3. center stage
4. stomp the yard
Four places I have lived:
1. crown heights
2. mill basin
3. coney island
4. my mother's womb?
Four places I have been:
1. barbados
2. trinidad
3. puerto rico
4. florida
Four Favorite drinks
1. pepsi
2. cranberry juice
3. chardonnay
4. red bull
People who email me regularly:
1. mikey
2. the mod squad
3. adidas
4. model mayhem
Four of your favorite foods: [this is a big deal to me]
1. volcano rolls from nana
2. anything with seafood
3. french fries
4. red velvet cake
Four places I would rather be right now:
1. in dallas with cory
2. the studio
3. at work, surprisingly
4. underneath someone =] -- it's been a while. sorry =\
Four things I am looking forward to this year:
1. working at the union this summer
2. partying
3. my new social life
4. next season merchandise at adidas
Four TV shows that I watch:
1. for the love of ray J
2. america's next top model
3. gossip girl
4. make me a supermodel
Monday, March 16, 2009
#392
so let's boogie.
i've officially popped my clubbin' cherry. i did jessica's show at the china club and i stayed for the after party. i was a bit trashed because i kept taking mike's drinks. naica, a bit more. and dimitri. and sarah. my wallet did get stolen, but above all else, the night was a blast.
i've officially popped my clubbin' cherry. i did jessica's show at the china club and i stayed for the after party. i was a bit trashed because i kept taking mike's drinks. naica, a bit more. and dimitri. and sarah. my wallet did get stolen, but above all else, the night was a blast.
so every one's heard about the new height requirement for cycle thirteen of america's next top model: 5'7" and under. i told my mom about it, and her being, well, her, she wasn't supportive at all. that partially led to my hiatus, but that's besides the point. so karla and i went to the open call. bitches came through looking like a hot ass mess! we waited on line for five hours, got about twenty feet away from the door, and the whole shit got shut down. yesterday was a crazy day--so crazy, it made the front page of the daily news. six injured, two hospitalized, three arrested, and i wasted my time. we dipped with the patty wagon came. karla and i had fun, though. when you get tired of talking to each other, you always speak to whoever else is around, and the conversations are always interesting. the funniest part: during one of the rushes, i got pushed really hard and slammed into a pole, and karla screams "you stupid bitches, stop tryina kill my friend!" i swear, i heart that chick.
mommy and i watched medea goes to jail today. last sunday, after my shoot, we watched W. and she taught me how to make popcorn in a cast iron pot, the way she did when she was a kid. mother dearest and i have the worst relationship, but moments like these, i do cherish.
i shot with slinky a few weeks ago. lookie lookie.
i saw my fat boy justin! my little fraggle. i can't wait until tricia moves around the corner.
i'm outtie. this cold is wearing me out.
#391
day two hundred thirteen
after being slammed into a pole and catching another cold from standing outside for five hours, laying in bed and catching up on chuck is all i want to do..
#390
day two hundred thirteen
fierce things come in small packages--over ten thousand small packages!
Friday, March 13, 2009
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