#14

i spent the day at the beach with my skinny bitches. yes amy, you have a skinny friend to go out with now. absolutely the most fun i've had in a while. we went on a man-hunt for an atm machine, drank $12 pina coladas with ridiculous amounts of rum in it, ate expensive boardwalk food to cushion the liqs, killed a whole can of tanning oil, saw a rabbit with a dolphin tail which kay called a ralphin, but was really a searabbit named searab, used a subway restroom while amy kept singing "all the girls standing in the line for the bathroom," sprayed down a fart on the train, screaming and doing animal mating calls in the pina colada cups which attracted some weird old man, and i got shitted on—literally. good times. definitely doing it again. i love my bitches. now i'm laying in bed, dead tired. but i got nice tan lines =]