the absolute highlight of my day: these horrendous ass pants. it was at some cheap mira mira store in queens center mall. i told naica she should wear them for my cousin's boat ride on friday. she texted my cousin and asked if he'd buy her a drink and walk with her in the street like they're together if she wore those pants. he said friends don't let friends walk around, looking like 80s hookers. naica said she's getting me those pants for my birthday party.
quite amusing . . .